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<title>video card?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rachel, &#xA0;sweetheart, how are you?<br />
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Chromey, I wouldn't drive over for that antique 8800 either...lol<br />
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DaJackal, You should be very happyer with that ATI card.<br />
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I still like Nvidia. My gtx 275 screems for something that would make it work a little, but I havent found anything that will challenge it yet.<br />
I run modern warfare at 500 fps and it doesn't get over 60 degrees C.<br />
The card you're looking at is better yet than mine.]]></description>
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<dc:date>2010-09-01T03:21:37-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Vid</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If any of you are still alive out there, here is a funny vid a buddy sent me not to long ago. <img src="http://www.zombiebattalion.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/2gunsfiring_v1.gif" alt="2gunsfiring V1" title="2gunsfiring V1" border="0" /> <br />
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb8f71a7a2/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Vid</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-08-31T20:49:05-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Medal of Honor</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Played the Bata... Its Pure run and Gun, Graphics are Par, Gameplay Is SUB-par.<br />
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I guess ill wait untill they Fix everything before i make final judgement]]></description>
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<title>Growing up without a cell phone</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious!<br />
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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda<br />
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And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!<br />
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!<br />
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I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!<br />
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There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!<br />
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Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!<br />
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There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!<br />
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Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.. We'd play our favorite tape and &#x22;eject&#x22; it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?<br />
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We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!<br />
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There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your &#x22;friends&#x22;. OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.<br />
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And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!<br />
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We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!<br />
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You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!<br />
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There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks!<br />
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And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!<br />
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And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!<br />
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And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the &#x22;safety arm&#x22; across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling &#x22;shot gun&#x22; in the first place!<br />
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See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!<br />
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Regards,<br />
The Over 30 Crowd]]></description>
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<title>just about dry...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bummer.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>just about dry...</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-06-06T18:16:54-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>members but not members.</title>
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<dc:subject>members but not members.</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-05-24T09:51:48-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Call of Duty: Black Ops Will Have Dedicated Server Support</title>
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    <td><span class="genmed"><strong>K1W1";p="394 Wrote:</strong></span></td>
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    <td class="quote">They also don't allow poofs</td></tr></table>
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Kiwi must have tossed salad with the admins to get by that ruling.<br />
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Admins --&amp;#x3E; <img src="http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2317/thbj.gif" /> &amp;#x3C;-- Kiwi]]></description>
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<title>Hmmm</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I knew Chromey had a vagina!<br />
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Anyways. The one thing I notice on the other servers and including ours when it was full is that everyone always wants to be a gay sniper. Sure a few are ok to have. But when it's team sniper vs team sniper and no one is attempting to get the objective, well that can be a real turn off to the game in my opinion. I am sure other have noticed this. Too many snipers are stupid especially if they can't shoot for shit all damn round. &#x22;No offense Chromey&#x22;<br />
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 <img src="http://www.zombiebattalion.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/321.gif" alt="321" title="321" border="0" />]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Hmmm</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-18T12:39:21-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Lincoln</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Get him to quit that gay bunnyhopping crap first! Then I will agree.  :321:]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Lincoln</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-04T15:24:47-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Where Members Stand In Dues</title>
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<description><![CDATA[updated bitch &#xA0;:321:]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Where Members Stand In Dues</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-03T09:54:17-04:00</dc:date>
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